40+ of the Freshest and Funniest Tweets of the Week

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JR Atkinson • Writer and Editor
Dec 20, 2025 1:00 PM EST

The best time to be on Twitter is when you're home for the holidays. That may sound like a terrible thing to say, but you know it's true in your heart of hearts. When you're home for the holidays, the chances are elevated that you're around people who you don't feel understood by. Maybe you love them and cherish them, but you might not speak the same cultural language. And that's okay. That's what family is for: getting perspectives from people of different generations, backgrounds, and interests. 

But sometimes you need a quick dose of stuff that you can relate to. You need a rush of people like you telling you things that you need to hear. You want funny quips, jokes, and memes. You want stuff that makes you feel seen in a way that your family could never make you feel. This is why we turn to the internet. Twitter is great at giving us stuff that we want to see. But it's also sometimes great at giving us stuff that we don't. That's why you come to Memebase. 

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  • We've done all the hard work for you and sifted through all the week's tweets to bring you only the cream of the crop. So if that sounds like something you need right now, then scroll on and enjoy. Then after you're done, go hang out with your family. They deserve your attention too.

  • 01
    chase @cfree94 got so excited my company sent me a christmas e-card so i clicked it and it said i just failed a company wide phishing test 11:22 AM 12/10/25 3.5M Views 293 12K 286K ☐ 7.3K ↑
    via cfree94
  • 02
    Big Choctaw @Derekalexander_ how tf christmas in 12 days we just ate thanksgiving food yesterday • 10:08 AM 12/13/25 780K Views 130 27 10K 64K 831
    via Derekalexander_
  • 03
    ashley ray @theashleyray driver didn't like that i was singing along to chappell roan so he switched to a rock station but i know nickelback too bitch 7:52 PM 12/9/25 1.8M Views 133 13K 221K 3.6K ↑
    via theashleyray
  • 04
    court @tropicaIghost what happened at costco Messages Mom M We r at er M Mom We are going to Costco. 4:37 PM 12/12/25 4.9M Views 243 19.4K Show less × 8m ago 10:26 AM 326K ☐ 5.9K
    via tropicaIghost
  • 05
    ARCHIV Blake @Arealmfngl y'all police showed up at my Nana's with a warrant for my grandpa's arrest for nonpayment of child support... she got his ashes and handed it to them LMAOOOOO • 11:41 AM 12/13/25 748K Views 126 171.6K 49K 931 ↑
    via Arealmfngl
  • 06
    andi (twocents.money) @N.... 21h I love that they didn't even caption this, just "look at this shit I got to deal with at work" NJ NJ TRANSIT TRANSIT @NJTRANSIT. 22h 26 12.3K 45K Il 1M ☐ 1
    via andi (twocents.money)
  • 07
    gfl @gofuckinglong Kicked out of the Vietnamese restaurant. They banh mi pho life 6:17 PM 12/12/25 714K Views 142 14.2K 41K ☐ 2.3K 1
    via gof*****ong
  • 08
    Hans Fiene @HansFiene My son and all his buddies, all high school freshman, have a fantasy football league and their punishment for coming in last place is that you have to ask a senior girl to prom with an elaborate promposal. 11:04 PM 12/11/25 1.3M Views 161 17405 36K 1K ↑
    via HansFiene
  • 09
    dior + → @deeore5 let the kids believe in Santa, i believed the Undertaker & Kane were brothers . 3:45 PM 12/12/25 1M Views 380 12K 56K ☐ 1.2K
    via deeore5
  • 10
    Degen, CPA ❤ @Degen_CPA USPS tracking: Step 1: we don't think it exists Step 2: delivered 10:32 AM 12/12/25 1.8M Views 229 1 11K 162K
    via Degen_CPA
  • 11
    JOHNNY @jtohny Imagine proposing and she censors your face with an emoji Redd TRIS @ReddCinema. 1d just got engaged 12:54 AM 12/12/25 10M Views T
    via jt0hny
  • 12
    Pastor Kyle. @itsqail Americans are funny man "it's 72 degrees outside" bro I don't speak oven 10:38 AM 12/11/25 3.7M Views 348 25K 283K ☐ 4.6K
    via itsqail
  • 13
    Terrible Maps ❤ @TerribleMaps That's actually a Photo Bomber Amazing Maps @amazingmap-13h Google Maps may have inadvertently captured a stealth bomber in flight 39 01 18.5N 93 35 40.5W
    via TerribleMaps
  • 14
    Lloyd Legalist @Lloyd Legalist Cashier: "That'll be $19.94." Me: *pulls out a $50 bill* X.com Casheir: "I'm so sorry, but we've had a problem with counterfeit bills. Do you have anything smaller?" Me: *pulls out a $25 bill* • 8:05 PM 12/11/25 2.5M Views 106 1.8K 82K ☐ 1.3K
    via LloydLegalist
  • 15
    Jum @JesterJum Netflix: "You wanna watch a 10 hour movie?" Me: "What? Absolutely not! Are you insane?" Netflix: "What if we break it up into hour-long episodes and you watch them all in one sitting?" Me: "You son of a b!tch, I'm in." 4:25 PM 12/9/25 897K Views . 139 t 2.5K 53K ☐ 836 ↑
    via JesterJum
  • 16
    Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo The Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt Pop Tingz ❤ @PopTingz. 1d Katy Perry performs at the Suez Canal Bank rebrand event in Egypt. x.com/poptingzmedia/... 12:38 PM 12/10/25 1M Views 44 1.6K 36K 862 ↑
    via ecareyo
  • 17
    30€ GWEN!! @POISONOMICON isabel @wisepissmage. 1d Why is every single bra in the store 34B. No one is 34B 12:07 AM 12/9/25 2.6M Views 110 17 3.4K 105K 2.9K
    via POISONOMICON
  • 18
    Dave @tufdave My parents mistakenly took money out of my brother's bank account instead of theirs to pay the mortgage and now every time we tell him to do something he says "you can't talk to me like that in my house" 9:16 AM 12/8/25 2.7M Views • 331 17.3K 193K ☐ 3.4K ↑
    via tufdave
  • 19
    Oku @oku_yungx Keep her away from sunlight sam @sam_niac. 2d my daughter lost her first baby teeth! So proud. • 6:51 PM 12/9/25 1.7M Views 403 10K 98K ☐ 934 ↑
    via oku_yungx
  • 20
    pika capital @pikacap This is crazy. HBO should make a show about billionaire media tycoons trying to buy another media conglomerate and highlight all the behind- the-scenes drama Exec Sum @exec_sum. 11h BREAKING: Paramount launches hostile bid worth $108.4 billion ($30 / share) to acquire Warner Bros Discovery. 12:51 PM 12/8/25 1.4M Views 103 13.2K 39K ☐ 1K ↑
    via pikacap
  • 21
    Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369 Netflix had enough cash to buy Warner Bros., but cried poor when we shared passwords with our mom. 9:06 PM 12/7/25.5.5M Views 1.2K 1750K 455K 5.1K
    via ThrillaRilla369
  • 22
    Klark @KnightClawk Laugh all you want, but the information on those floppies can't be hacked from half a world away. Vaelor @vaelor0.1d IT security in 1990s 11:52 AM 12/6/25 7M Views • 507 17 23K 307K ☐ 7.6K ↑
    via KnightClawk
  • 23
    guccifer @ selah tbh gonorrhea would've been a good name for a diarrhea medicine 4:25 PM 12/6/25 411K Views 102 t 2.4K 36K ☐ 679 ↑
    via _____selah
  • 24
    Sami Gold @souljagoyteller Nightmare scenario for the Turkish economy Current Report Current Report @Currentreport1.1d BREAKING: Permanent cure for male-pattern baldness. Cosmo has released its Phase III trial results for the new Clascoterone 5% solution, showing highly promising outcomes as the treatment delivered a 539% increase in hair growth compared to placebo. 4:13 PM 12/6/25 4.3M Views 191 1 3.9K 92K 6.7K
    via souljagoyteller
  • 25
    Morning Brew @MorningBrew To recap: HBO Max doesn't renew deal with Sesame Street • Netflix picks up Sesame Street • Netflix announces it's buying HBO Max Elmo's out here playing 3D chess Tell HBO. I want them to know it was me
    via MorningBrew
  • 26
    Sadityǝ❤ @THEEDON304 "what is your WiFi password" "It's on the back of the router" Router: • Lady Gaga @ladygaga 11/6/12 AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBH JB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW 09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJOPWHRGW • 8:40 AM 12/6/25 360K Views 16 17 2.5K 26K 345
    via THEEDON304
  • 27
    Panashe ✔ @NasheCeezet_zw it's our first time on earth so why are you a life coach????? • 3:02 AM 12/8/25 3.4M Views 1.4K 128K 132K ☐ 6.8K
    via NasheCeezet_zw
  • 28
    ktchepi @GambaMorango he treats his patients like a vet treats a dog out of context house m.d. @tely... 10/25/25 0:03 • 12:17 PM 12/7/25 2.1M Views 89 17 9K Ž 151K ☐ 4.9K 企
    via GambaMorango
  • 29
    ARCHIV Blake @Arealmfngl My sister was singing You are my sunshine to my 3 yr old nephew and he told her he hates that song. My sister said "that's a shame bc I used to sing it to you when you were in my tummy" he looked her dead in the eyes and said "I hated it then too" 8:58 AM 12/7/25 1.6M Views 354 17 6.6K 125K 2.7K ↑.
    via Arealmfngl
  • 30
    katie @katefeetie my husband has been stuck taxiing on the runway for 4 hours There are whispered legends of a time before The Plane, and prophecies of a time that will come after The Plane, but these thing have no meaning to us. We are the Plane People. We have always been on The Plane. The Plane is our home. What could be outside The Plane? + Message 1:29 PM 12/14/25 908K Views 213 17 2.5K LCTIVCICO 59K ☐ 2.5K 个
    via katefeetie
  • 31
    THE RUDOLPH @jacksfatboner literally what do you want me to do, invite you onto the sleigh?? so I can prove my worth to some french fuck?? Pierre L'Fauex @LFauexProd. 1d Rudolph's bright red nose would not have done anything to improve Santa's visibility in dense fog 10:41 PM · 12/13/25 815K Views 94 1 4.8K 42K 1K
    via jacksfatboner
  • 32
    ROK surehyper @surehyper I got pulled over and the officer saw my address and asked "why are you so far from home?" brother what do you think cars are for like are we serious 3:04 AM 12/12/25 1.5M Views 104 13.7K 137K 1.8K ↑
    via surehyper
  • 33
    Rectrixx @Rectrixx_ I pre downloaded so many shows and movies for my flight, boarded my plane and I see this
    via Rectrixx_
  • 34
    Commander @commandderr They look like the villagers in Shrek NEW YORK POST New York Post @nypost 12/31/19 Four Michigan men arrested for driving a horse and buggy while drunk trib.al/sxCYCpx 10:40 AM 12/13/25 2.1M Views 279 1 8.9K 130K ☐ 2K ↑
    via c0mmandderr
  • 35
    octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman Every year me and my son find the worst tree on the lot for Christmas. This year's is especially bad.
    via octopuscaveman
  • 36
    latke @latkedelrey as a kid i didn't understand the subtext of i saw mommy kissing santa claus at all. i thought mommy was cheating 3:39 PM 12/14/25 5.5M Views 364 tz 4.4K 134K ☐ 3.4K
    via latkedelrey
  • 37
    @coldvinga thats clearly a woman Brighton & Hove Albion Women 8/4/25 Officially a Seagull! HTON & HOV AMERICAN EXPRES EX AMERICAN EXPRESS Kissimmee AMERICAN EXPRESS T AMERICAN EXPRESS AMERICAN EXPRESS Kissmyle AMERICAN EXPRESS Kaste AMERICAN EXPRESS AMERICAN Ki RICAN PRESS ERICAN PRESS AMERICAN 0 Kw AMERICAN EXPRESS ก AMERICAN EXPRESS Kissimmee AMERICAN EXPRESS RICAN PRESS AMERICAN EXPRESS Kissmyle ER XPRESS • 2:28 PM 12/15/25 246K Views 20 17464 AMERICAN EXPRE 10x0 CAN AMERICAN EXPRESS 18K 193
    via coldvinga
  • 38
    Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker Would've been worth more if they left it in the original box DaVinci @BiancoDavinci • 2d 1,500 year old ceramic Maya figurine with a removable helmet. 11:02 AM 12/14/25 1.4M Views |
    via MikeDrucker
  • 39
    jatz crackers @iconspice deleted pictures of my baby cousin to keep the burger king app on my phone GIF 12:57 PM 12/14/25 1.5M Views 284 1 7.9K 165K ☐ 4K ↑
    via iconspice
  • 40
    Mrs humphrey Bogart (bacall) @MrsBacall Homemade nativity scene Share a Coke with Angel SharaCue Share a Coke zerosUGAL Share a Diet Coke w Joseph Mary Joshua 5:38 PM 12/14/25 1.9M Views 155 17 12K BLUE CAMEL 160K ☐ 7.1K
    via MrsBacall
  • 41
    devin @dchally_ At a hockey game and the girl in front of me kept yelling "kiss eachother" when the players fought 6:21 PM 12/14/25 1.3M Views • 181 1 6.3K 123K ☐ 2.3K ↑
    via dchally_
  • 42
    yanni @ineedanapplebox that's typically how being a grandmother works kayn @supernutsurals. 1d The way her grandma was there for her even before the world knew her name 9:09 PM 12/14/25 1.9M Views 75 17 6K 152K ☐ 1.4K 企
    via ineedanapplebox

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